A classic u.s. embassy interview
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a U.S.A. Visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab: Abdul Aziz
Consul: Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul: I mean, male or female?
Arab : both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul: Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul: Man,...isn ' t it hostile?
Arab :Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul: Oh...dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!
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Nice one racism is always funny.....lets see if you can spot the sarcasm.
you send cookies that side i will right your name on a bullet and fire it from here so it comes and gets you.
no you send cookies here here here to me quick yalla :P
Lol, yes, I said thank you, it gives my brand new car character and perhaps now that it is messed up it will take away the "evil eye".
I just baked the bloke some cookies and shall be sending them over to him shortly as an additional thank you :)
Actually, I dont know who it was, small bump but none the less a bump.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
i was just kiddin
really oh it wasnt me i was at home swear.
so did you follow him you POLITE NATIONALITY HOLDER or you just forgave him and said thank you come next time hit the other side :D
sorry about that
Dont even talk Da, someone hit my car yesterday and ran away.....
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
what long time just last night i bangged your car you forgot :/
:P
Ah Darude... long time...... insiteful comment.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
such a simple funny thread got turned into a heavy conversational TOPIC GUYS GROW UP
Cant find the QL post, you can dig it up yourself but here is a link to the Harry and Paul video...
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
one of the main reasons arabs are considered hostile is because we cant take a joke or criticism in the right way, if someone offends you with a joke, then offend them right back, if he takes it with a laugh, then its all good, if he takes offense, then raise hell....some people really need to live in the states, where everyone is the butt of jokes, asians, black people, irish people, english people, arabs, muslims, jews, catholics, Canadians, mexicans....everyone.....if everyone took offense to every single joke, damn, we would have riots everyday
It will take some hunting, it was a while back, it was a video of 2 Brit guys, one was depressed so they were bringing him a filipiina maid to spruce him up. Brits said it was funny and coincidence she was filippina.... ya'll didnt think so, saying it was racists and demeaning.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
I will react if I see it!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Hmm, DMS, I do recall there being one "funny" posted a while back depicting a filippina as a maid in the UK and the filippino community did not think it so funny. Anyone remember?
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
that majority of member of QL are Arab. That is why it was posted in the "Funny" section. You know one thing I learned about this QL, is trying to balance your nature and the local's nature. There are times that we may "offend" but isn't it also fair to say that "Arab" should start also being flexible as such? We are in the international community and understanding the complexity of all cultures, we should extend our understanding of all cultures and try to subdue the insensible behavior each one of us have.
Sorry to offend you, but I stand with the original poster of the thread, IT IS A JOKE AND WAS INTENDED TO BE AS SUCH! IT IS INDEED FUNNY!!!!!!!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
daddy DMS its so hard to explained and explained and expalined again to a people whom they dont know how to appriciate joke... so dont bother tatay!!! hehehe
its useless!!!
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This joke should not be put up in the FORUM thread; we are arguing seeing no-ends.
Common buddies, it is an individual's taste and sense of humour;
Lets check around the real world and chill!
DMS, you would justify a beheading if I didnt agree.
You are in a Qatar forum where guess what? A majority of the members are .... wait for it..... Arab.
So I am to understand because it is funny in the Phillipines than all should also find it amusing, and therefor not feel offended at the plain text of the words directed at their race?
That makes complete sense DMS. I do believe that written text generally doesnt have a "tone" as it is a bit hard to emphasize the critical satirical parts is it not?
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
among Filipinos. The essence of the joke is about misunderstanding the english language, not the "homosexual beastialist" you have mentioned. We have plenty suck kind of jokes. Even the former president of our country are subjected to such "hilarious" jokes. That's why, we know what the message was and not the "word contents" of this joke!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
DMS, I dont think any particular group of people would like to be labelled as homosexual beastialists. If you find that funny, so be it.
Being a religious guy such as yourself I would think perhaps you would at least find this in poor taste but to each his own. The next time I come across some animal lovin pictures I will be sure to send them to you all for a laugh as you find this amusing.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
but for us, it's simply funny. To tell you frankly, this joke is an old joke but given a current twist. Anyway, as I said, you and Amourad is entitled to your opinion and views, but to us, it's just funny.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Azi, I think that if people werent supposed to respond even to old posts mods may block or delete them.
That post by Arabia whats her face about her love life went on (and is going on) since the dawm of time. Another post that was over a year old resurfaced about protocol for resigning from a job yet no one said anything on those so I assume that isnt the point.
He was attacked for finding it offensive Azi, and he rightly should have. A few jokes here and there are OK but this was downright nasty. ___________________________________________________
"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
this is an OLD JOKE (see date this topic/joke was posted: 04/09/2008)
last reaction/post was Wed, 31/12/2008 - 2:34pm then AMOURAD posted Tue, 10/02/2009 - 5:42pm
He could have reacted but saying INDIANs' are STUPID and FILIPINOS' living a low life...duuuh???
No one is blasting (your word) AMOURAD...this topic is posted UNDER THE FUNNIES...if folks don't find it funny, say so then MOVE ON...no big deal.
In honesty this joke is far more insulting than the Japanese alphabet Amourad posted. He got blasted for taking offense to this one (which in actuality is one of the most offensive jokes I have seen in a bit and I am not Arab) then got blasted for making fun of an alphabet.
He is taking heat from all sides, he is damned if he does and damned if he doesnt.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
get out. Not only in this thread but ....
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
abuimad! what else?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
this is counter attack but really funny, if you take it lightly in proper sense of humour.
really nice ones.... abuimad
yeah well i try lol....
Whatever nationality/race was mentioned, the joke itself is offensive. Sometimes we need to rethink what we write and post and not just for the sake of posting and making fun of others coz even jokes has its limit too.
....youre funny =D
~ 200km/h in the Wrong Lane
What happens when a filipino with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
and for fairness here is some on the rest o us
What do you call 200,000 white men all skydiving?
Snow.
What do you call a black in a freezer?
Frozen chocolate.
What do you call a mexican with $1,000?
A criminal.
How many jews can you fit in a car?
54. 2 in front, 2 in back, and 50 in the ash tray
What do you call a Arab in a hole?
Saddam Hussein
What do you do when an Irishman throws a pin at you?
Run like hell-he probably has a grenade in his mouth.
What's brown and white and flops on the beach?
A Filipino and a seagull fighting over a fish!
What do you call a Filipino walking a dog?
A vegetarian...
What do you call a Filipino in the white house ?
the help....
I am part of a Zambian tree dwellers tribe that actually eats people, the whiter the better, dark meat is fattening ;)
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
i just expressed my opinion about that joke, thats it, i think that i have a good sense of humor, but the thing is i'm just not gonna see a joke that insulting and not do anything, what made you get that agressive?
if you think that its funny and you want everyone to agree with you then i'm sorry its just not gonna happen, also those who said that i'm not immature enough for QL has been following me in the threads that i commented at just to make me look stupid and to show people that i dont know what i'm talkin about, yea man thats REALLY MATURE lmao, i'm just gonna avoide you guys and sit here laughing...........
to azilana and dmighty:I’m not gonna comment in here anymore, i dont have time for thise childish stuff so you are free to say whatever you want and to have the "last word", i just dont care.
be safe and take care.
Amourad, just calm dowm dude. Your friend got the visa anyway. ^^
"take it easy; and if it's that easy take it twice."
a Zambian Zambozi
Amoud your profile says you are from Zambia.
Now i have been to Zambia....and it isn't in the west....
anyway where abouts are you from in Zambia???
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
I rest my case...
Peace...and OUT!!!
good points there sayswho..
anyway, is there any joke for the day just to ease tensions and pressures at work...
One of my favourite quotes about not getting bogged down with the little stuff in life comes from Germaine Greer when she wrote "Lifes too short to stuff a mushroom ",
... you take things so damn seriously... just chill... life's to short to take silly things like these soo seriously... you must've gone through a lot throughout your life... but it doesn't mean you gotta let it out on poor QL fun lovers...
we just come here to read and share jokes, and not to intentionally offend anyone. Especially me, I just read, have a laugh, and if it's nice i leave a "he he he" comment and get out of here. I think what azilana said is true,,, you are still immature at QL...
yes Pinoy,, live and let live..!
both of you is not on the position to judge, you dont know anything about me, you dont know my background or what i've been through, so please do not tell me what to do, also to dmighty YES i am crazy.... but you dont know why or what made me lose my mind...... so guys please get of my back and keep your comments around the post and dont target any words at me.
peace
am just reading some of the comments and made me think about it.. what is a joke after all?
according to encyclopedia:
it is a humorous anecdote or remark intended to provoke laughter.
yeah., just to provoke laughter only and no intention of hurting or offending people. Sometimes we should separate the word differently. I do not say that jokes are for broadminded people only, but things should not be taken seriously. Afterall, it is not meant to really hurt or offend anyone or any races.
Jokes are jokes.
Live and let live.
too much thinking might drive you crazy! Or are you already?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
to be in qatarliving.com, my opinion.
let it go, and move on...there are other topics you can set your sights on.
so you call the stupid idea about arabs f**king animals and showing that they are that stupid is misunderstanding english??????? or is it the twist you are talking about???? and please do not correct my words, so what if i misspelled a word, i dont care its not my native language, dont you dare to judge me......... i dont know whats wrong with you people, i saw a joke that i felt insulted with, i'm not one of those arabs who stands still while people are making fun of them, i defended myself and i will continue till everyone get my point thats it, so please spare me the attitude, and if you dont have anything to say just shut up. peace.
LMAO, I find this all sooo amusing :)
I mistook my own identity, and in turn got Azi all confused.
Added new light to the post though.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
Amourad...not you...
NOTED DMS...edited my post now :-)
PEACE!!!
Amoud is different from Amourad!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
This topic/thread was posted last year (Thu, 04/09/2008 - 11:41am) and it is quite UNFAIR for you to hit the topic poster SEVERAL MONTHS AFTER IT WAS POSTED...
Get a grip of yourself...you're hyperventilating over AN OLD POST...YOU REVIVED IT!!!
Got nothing against you or your PEOPLE...but obviously BORED and WANTS to ELICIT another racial bashing using this thread...right????
RIGHT AND NOT WRIGHT?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
If you're not Arabic (as you claimed you're FROM THE WEST) and you're NOT the ONE who revived this thread...BUT YOU REACTED, didn't you?
Well...I just commented coz you seemed to be AGITATED over NOTHING...my opinion, of course.
the joke is about misunderstanding the "English" language or incomprehension (adding some twist to make it more funnier). Understand it first before reacting!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
so decent and polite great :D
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Thank you very much Azilana, but if you can read correctly I wasnt the one who revived it, and "my people" are not Arabs.... I am from the West.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
look guys i saw some joke about arabic people and i felt offended so i defended my people and its my wright, also if any of you saw a joke abuot americans and felt insulted its your wright to defend your people also, its as simple as that, dont expect me or any arabic person to stand up for america, its not gonna happen cause its not our act to do, and just for the record if that joke was made by americans, filipinos, indians, even arabic person i would have said the same, i dont care who made it.... i'm just not gonna stand here seeing people making fun of arabs and not do anything, take it easy, peace.
people dude!
when the whole world made a joke out the shoe-throwing, no one or nobody among these Arab-defenders said it's a bad joke, but with this honest-to-goodness joke about misunderstanding english language, hell is raise! Funny indeed!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Hmm, this is indeed in bad taste. Back home we cant make racial jokes at all as it is not tolerated. When a joke is poking a little fun at one particular group it is a bit easier to swallow, but this involves homosexuality and beastiality, which are very rarely well perceived when it aimed at someone.
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"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock - Will Rogers"
but smell Racism and blasphemy....no threatening
Be careful!
horse and dog s****e?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
maybe they can't do it six or seven times a .........
Lol!!!!!!!!!!!
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
i guess most of QL'ers are having a rough day... take it easy... don't let the global recession take over ur sense of humour...!
chillllllllll!!!!
Im on Keiths side here
you are welcome man, and i apologize again if i offended anyone here.............
to keith brown : if the joke is about some acts that is done oddely or somthing then it will be funny, but if you heared a joke about scots that is racist and insulting i guess that you would not think that its funny at all, thats all what i'm talking about.
peace.
Over sensitive ,,,, I find most jokes about the Scots highly amusing ,,,,,,and Im Scottish.
to amourad, thanks for making it clear. =) cheers
be the best guy or the worst villain.
Why do some people take offence to a joke? Don’t they have a funny bone in them?
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Perhaps, couldve been a lot safer and more exciting if you kept the identity of the person being interviewed unknown....
Then people will start guessing or get hurt if affected. :) and u wont be liable as u didnt mention any race or nationality.,
To the rest, he who has not sinned can strike the first stone.
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call me ONE.
silly tatess.. pitty tatess...
If you read the rest of the post you will see that I said that I respect everyone despite their race, I know that Indians is not stupid at all….. most of the ITs is Indian but some people say that they are and those people think that its funny, I know that the British accent is the appropriate English accent…….. But some people thinks that the accent and the lake of humor is funny, and also I know about Philippines struggling through life, I’m Egyptian and we’re not the richest country :D .....but some people also find it funny to make fun of them, same as everyone knows that Arabic people does not f**k camels and all that sh!t but also some ignorants keep joking about it, so please spare me the lecture and don’t even try to give me that attitude MR/ I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE
PEACE.
This particular posting puts neither Americans nor Arabs in a good light.
In other words, this is not funny.
Be careful when posting racial jokes or remember NOT to lose YOUR sense of humor if your race is targeted in a joke. You will not think it is funny.
Be thoughtful of others and their feelings.
mr. whoever you are, indians are not stupid, remember they help make this country going through. they are everywhere here, all nationals play a part why this country progress. british accent is the appropriate english accent, remember they are english. filipinos don't live a low life, they just struggle a hard life. if you find this anecdote offensive, you are in position to get mad but it's rather pathetic for you to make statements like this.
RESPECT GUYS, ITS ALL ABOUT RESPECT.
don't just say it, manifest it.
be the best guy or the worst villain.
Tates it was not fair from your side to mention a community , though you meant just a joke..
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Listen to Many..Speak to a few.
this wasn't from an American.
He who dies with the most toys wins.
How come anyone thinks that this is funny????????
Is it funny to make fun of people???????
I can make fun of Indian’s stupidity,
Philippine’s low life,
British’s accent and lack of sense of humor,
I can go forever with this, but I just don’t do that because I respect everyone and I expect to get the same respect from people, also if you don’t respect Arabic people and you think that they are that stupid and ignorant then why are you here???? Just go to the UK or the US to stay with the people that YOU think is better and on higher category than Arab……….
I deeply apologize to Indian Philippinos and British people, I didn’t mean to insult you guys i have all the respect for all of you, I only wanted to make a point, cause as an Arabic person I’m not gonna stand and take that sh!t about my people.
RESPECT GUYS, ITS ALL ABOUT RESPECT.
In this modern world, internet is the great equalizer.
tatess....
Good one
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Offensive why use word Arab.. distasteful..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
lol its funny as long as it wont offend the Arabs.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
Hahahahahahha
they can use land cruiser to catch deer!
lol
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Quality dude! Quality!
very silly
good one...
"Only in Dreams but Never in Reality"
NICE ONE tatess................
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I know the ways of women; they won't come when thou wilt, and when thou won't they are passionately fond.
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I think this is crap...
Do I need an overhauling for my Hummar sense??????????
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