Classes for men at QL Learning Center
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Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 10 participants.
Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays.
(A step by step guide, with slide presentation.)
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Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: do they grow on the holders?
(Round table discussion.)
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Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub?
(Group practice.)
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Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor.
(Pictures and explanatory graphics.)
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Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink?
(Examples on video.)
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Topic 6 - Loss of identity: losing the remote to your significant other.
(Helpline support and support groups.)
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Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.
(Open forum.)
Topic 8 - Health watch: bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.
(Graphics and audio tape.)
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Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost.
(Real life testimonials.)
Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks?
(Driving simulation.)
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Topic 11 - Learning to live: basic differences between mother and wife.
(Online class and role playing.)
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Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion.
(Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.)
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Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late.
(Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.)
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**Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**
Awesome! I need to sign my husband up for everything from 4.
"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.
Survivors... lolz :)
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We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
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REMEMBER:
Upon completion of the course diplomas will be issued to the survivors
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If all d guys passed wid dis,,, no more head aches,,, n heart aches.... yipeeeeeeeeeeee,,,,, :P
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We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.
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I'm sending my husband right over!
hurry up...only few vacancies :)
Ok I will sign up for 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 and 13... Rest I am fine with...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
:O))
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"You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back."
I think I could with a few classes as the Maid has done a runner now..:)
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"HE WHO DARES WINS"
Derek Edward Trotter
Put me in for 5 and 13!
With Gypsy and Novita gone...our last chance is:
- Alexa
- Qatarisun
- Formatted Soul
- Happy Happy
- PM
Each lady / 2 male participants!
damn..and I just "Signed Up" :)
LOL.. all men should attend .
Those who have attended earlier, may be given a
short-term REFRESHER course
Brilliant :))
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Top man Drac, my GF wants me to sign up to several straight away.