Census
Census Taker: 'How many children do you have?'
Woman: 'Four.'
Census Taker: 'May I have their names, please?'
Woman: 'Eenie, Meenie, Minie and George.'
Census Taker: 'Okay, that's fine. But may I ask why you named your fourth child George?'
Woman: 'Because we didn't want any Moe.
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Rifle range trouble
A new Army recruit was on the rifle range. He fired 50 shots and completely missed the target with every shot!
His Drill Instructor called him to attention and got in his face. “What’s the matter with you?” shouted the DI. “Why can’t you hit the target? What were you in civilian life?”
“I was a telephone repair man,” replied the recruit, “and I don’t know why I can’t hit the target. Let me see…”
The man checked his rifle, checked his rifle again and then checked his rifle a third time. He then put his finger in front of the muzzle, pulled the trigger and blew the end of his finger off!
“Well,” the phone man said, writhing in pain, “the bullets are leaving this end here fine. The trouble must be on the other end!”.
What do you call lice on a bald mans head?
homeless..:)
tahsin have a break have a kitkat
hahaha brite
thanks UK eng
Me and Britexpat were sitting one day on a cloudy day having our usual Karak are Rizks Emporium, when Baburao was passing by walking with his bicycle.
Britexpat asked him to come and sit with us and have a cuppa tea. On that Baburao replied, can't you see I am busy if I had the time to sit I would sit on my bicycle.
lol brite :P
fea_sad love your signature line. Me need desserts..:)
I remember the time Rizks and I were sitting on the veranda drinking Karak Chai when a man approached us with a pad and pencil in his hand.
"Can I help you?" asked Rizks. "Are you selling something?
"No, I'm not selling anything," replied the man. "My name is Baburao and I'm a Census Taker."
"You're a what?" Rizks asked.
“A Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people are in Doha," explained Baburao.
"Well, you're wasting your time here," Rizks replied. "I have no idea!"
lolz
Love the first one :O)
:) ... good one (Rifle range trouble)