Britexpat & Red-Pope - camping to Al Dakhira
Britexpat and Red-Pope (2 of my buddies) go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Red-Pope wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Britexpat, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Red-Pope” replies Britexpat.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Britexpat ponders for a minute. “Well,
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Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
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Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
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Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
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Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
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Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
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But what does it tell you, Red-Pope?”
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Red-Pope is silent for a moment.
“ Britexpat, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
and britexpat wat were u drinkin.. u seem to really high..lol..
hmmmm...confessions then blackmail = a lot of money!!
yeah, you didn't know...he was shouting it on board this afternoon.. :D the question is, how does one get a paycheck being just always in the confession booth, QLling..
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
oh so that is why RP is eager to get his pay check this afternoon.. :D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
lol.. a gud one..
It's not mine...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
(blushing...)
LOL! Looks like the Count's on a roll!
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
thanks avinis
yeah, my infrared is gone!
Drac, now you look handsome with that black background. You lost your IR along with the stolen tent? :D
Good girls go to heaven,
bad girls go everywhere
Ok, Alexa, give me 1 sec.
What you fail to mention is that it was a duble storey tent..Count Vlad the impaler was living upstairs with his brood..
It was an expensive tent! :P
Funny one!