BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!

Murali
By Murali

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like
yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down .

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

By Murali• 25 Oct 2007 07:30
Murali

Where were you from the last 2 days I am not leaving Doha man I have not come to Doha yet.

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 21:53
Booo

OMG...u did not just say Josh Hartnett! *trails away into a world where booo and Josh Hartnett could be toghether*...if only!

By Cornellian• 24 Oct 2007 21:47
Cornellian

Ok Booo ur starting to scare me *slowly walks away backward to make sure Booo doesn't pull any stunts while not looking* lol jk

Don't let me get started on Josh Hartnett *REALLY drools*

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 21:45
Booo

For you i just might be :P..jk

aaah dont get me started on tall cute guys *drools*

By Cornellian• 24 Oct 2007 21:36
Cornellian

See if only were a cute tall guy I would've left the door open! lol

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 21:33
Booo

you never know...i might just show up at ur doorstep..better change those locks!

By Cornellian• 24 Oct 2007 21:32
Cornellian

How on earth did u know I have stunning eyebrows and lips ? Are u stalking me ? *looks around and checks to make sure the doors and windows are locked*

What a strange person. Ick!

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 21:28
Booo

naah, my skin is nothing to your stunning eyebrows and that upper lip YUMMY! ;P

By Cornellian• 24 Oct 2007 21:25
Cornellian

But I know how ruthless u can be with guys, can't blame ya since so many are after u :P

Ah I don't know what I'm gana do with ya kiddo! Ur just too purty! And that lovely skin of urs...oh my!

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 21:23
Booo

you shouldn't most of them deserve it

By Cornellian• 24 Oct 2007 21:19
Cornellian

It's CORNE :P

I feel sorry for all those guys u turn down everyday, u broke their fragile hearts :P

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 21:11
Booo

you said it!!

By Cornellian• 24 Oct 2007 17:49
Cornellian

LOL. yeah Booo u should cause guys won't leave u alone! :P

By FriendRaj• 24 Oct 2007 17:46
FriendRaj

abhe murali ---- not to be give bad bad idea to good good girls. what you do ?? you to be leave doha but i have to be still live here.

By anonymous• 24 Oct 2007 13:46
anonymous

booooooo nice ,realy you make me laughf

can any one imagine the face of the 'he" after those answers

By Booo• 24 Oct 2007 12:56
Booo

lol i should start using those :P

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