!!The Brilliant Sardar!! LOL
An American, Japanese, and a Sardar were sitting in a sauna, naked.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The American pressed his forearm and
the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly."
That's my pager," he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese put his index finger to his
ear. When he finished he explained, "That's my mobile phone. I have a
microchip in my finger.
The Sardar felt low-tech and inferior. He didn't know what to do to be
as impressive as the American & the Japanese. He decided to take a break
and went to the toilet. When he returned, he didn't realize that there was
a piece of toilet paper stuck and hanging from his backside.
The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?" Instead
of being embarrassed, inspiration struck his mind.
The Sardar said, "Oh... I'm getting a fax".
The other two fainted...........
I laughed hard for a minute imagining that sight... lmao!!!
hi hi hi hi hi good joke..............................
@Rizks: ""Read it, when i was not even born""??!! ahem..ahem.. did know u ver with a book inside xD
@Smoke: that's wonderful extension to wht i posted.
~noms~
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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein
Yeah lets all close our eyes and imagine that scene...its called multitasking :P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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lol smoke..hats off to ur imagination..
Phew..and here i thought at the end of the joke the Sardar would stand up...grab the forearm of the American, put one finger in the the japs ear..fart loudly and say "I'm downloading from America, connecting remotely through Japan and sending out an SmS all at the same time:P
Good Fortune always comes knocking at your door...when you are sh*tting in the toilet!! :)
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nice lollllzzzzz
Naye dost banane ki aadat hain hume, Apni alag pehchan banane ke aadat hain hume,Chahe koi kitna bhi zakhm de, Phir bhi muskurane ke aadat hain hume
lolzz gud one....
yup u r right rizk..
but neways,its funny being SARDAR joke..haha
nice one
I don't like the drugs,but the drugs like me. :D
Yawnnnnnnn!!
Read it, when i was not even born.....:)