A Brightful Weekend Start!!

1.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

2.In this world everybody makes mistakes, but only a wife or girlfriend has got the gifted talent of finding them, remembering them and reminding them.

3.A blind man walks into a store with his seeing-eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the dog and begins swinging it over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”

4.A man was weeping next to a grave, “Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life.”
Priest: For whom do you mourn so deeply? Your child, mother, wife or girlfriend?
Man: My wife’s first husband.

5.Always take your elder’s advice, not because they are always right, but because they have more experiences of being wrong.

6.One day a boy was sitting with a girl.
The second day, with a different one.
The third day with still another…
Moral: Girls change, but boys never do.

7.Guide: I welcome you all to the Niagra Falls. The sound intensity here is so high that even 20 supersonic jets can’t be heard.
Now, may I request the ladies to be silent so we can hear the falls.

8.Mrs Brown locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: “Nobody home. Don’t leave anything.”
after returning, she found her house ransacked.

On the note she had left, she found another message: “Thanks! We haven’t left anything.”

9.Q. If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A. The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.(no offence please,its just a joke)

10.Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea.
“I wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me nervous.”
“My Billy used to do the same thing,” the older woman replied.
“But I broke this habit – I hid his teeth.”