The Boss :)
By landloverreview •
One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''
The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''
''What about the green one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''
''What about the red one?'' the man asks.
The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''
The man says, ''What does HE do?''
The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.'' :)
Just like my boss Ravindoo at the logistics dept. He himself has no idea what he has to do besides trying to promote his brother in law and his buddies from back home
LLR is in good mood to laugh today!
Khanan while working accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw.
He calls out to a guy walking on the street below, "Hey, do you see my ear down there?"
The guy on the street picks up an ear, "Is this it?"
"No," replies Khanan, "mine had a pencil behind it."
hahaha
LolzzzzzzZZZzz.....
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again.
Then came,
"Minds and Behinds"
"Analysis and An_Cysts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
"Loons and Moons"
None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:
"Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
APPROVED!
hahahahah
LLR come here my brother give me a hug :)
Hello Rohit Batra kamustaka
LOls,,, nice one LLR
a real good 1 llr :)
BG meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. BG thinks for a moment and says,. Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead." :)