The Blonde Lady Driver
A state trooper was driving along in the country when he noticed a small black coupe swerving all over the lonely back road. He put on his flashers and pulled the car over. Hopping out of his cruiser, he then approached the blonde lady driver.
"Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The blonde replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here!! I almost had an accident! I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left and there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was another tree in front of me!"
Reaching through the side window to the rear view mirror, the officer replied, "Ma'am...that's your air freshener."
But don't fret about it...
Happy holidays to u too and to everyone!
Haaahaa nice 1 :)
.hi ttabet82, happy holidays......
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.yeah, i want some more points too....
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old joke, but guess you were only after getting some more points tut tut
LMAO...... good one.. I always love blonde jokes
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
Are you sure that was a blonde lady.......
lol that one made me laugh!!!