The Black Condom
A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.
The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby.
When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off.
The husband had a hard time finding a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20 cents coin.
He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted.
'The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each.' So the husband took the black condom as he had only 20 cents.
While the husband was out, a Black thief came into the room.The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing.
The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When the husband re ache d the hotel, he found his wife sleeping.
Without a warning, he jumped onto her and started screwing her vigorously. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic and she thoroughly enjoyed the session.
Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a Black baby boy. When the boy grew up, he asked the father. 'Papa, why am I Black and you are White?'
The father shouted 'You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!
Ho,,ho,,,Ho,,,Take Care Pajju Bro.
ok buddy office time .. laters :)
i hope so..God of Cricket will play the final with God's grace.
am sure he will be back .. if no sachin .. nobody wnt be there in Navi Mumbai :)
Hope so ,,,little bit anxious about little master injury..:(
offcourse MI :)
Yeah Bro,,Who Will be Champion of IPL"10
MI or CSK????
ah so u enjoyin ur weekend ? anyway kebanaaso ? :P
leave it pajju bro ,,its does not matter 12 or 10..day of tomorrow & day after tomorrow ,,so i will sleep all day long..
really its 12:45,,,i thought its 10 here.
supernova i was n doha but now i am outside of doha :)
no visper .its does not mean that..
supernova ur time is 12.45 am right ? its early ? here is 9.45 am so am freash n juicy :)
It mean, u need to hit the bed.. :)
Khattak bro i wont go in bed now,,, its too early. lol
not at all .. it will be ok soon .. and sorry for ur problem !!!
i press f5 100 times..its the problem of new Ql..
Press Alt+f4...then shut down the computer and go to bed.
press f5 lol
Pajju its not working at all...when i uplode its not showing image URL,,,
supernova for me its working .. i dunno wat happend to u :)
What problem?
No visper ,,1st i need to solve this problem.
ok.. go to sleep now.. :)
Oh no,,pajju thats i know.but its not working today ,,when i uplode picture ,,its not showing attachment column 0r link.
ok,,
Hahahahha.. That Is A Good One
mods ?
ok done check it
if u can u just put ur mail id here .. i will send u the format how to attach pics
Hello pajju ,when i attaching picture its not showing file attachment column...& html tag Not working atall ..do u have any idea...
its ok NP :) anyway good one ..
IDK ,,,mod will delete if its repost..
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