Birthday gone wrong

the_black_pearl
By the_black_pearl

A woman planned to treat her husband on his Birthday by taking him to a Strip club.

At the club entrance the doorman says, " Hi Johnny, How are you ?"

Wife asked, how does he know you ?

Johnny says "Oh dear, I play football with him"

Inside, the bartender says, "The usual, Johnny ??"

Johnny says to wife, " before you ask me anything, he is in the Darts team"

Next a stripper winks and says, "Hey Johnny ! Do u crave the special again ?"

The infuriated wife storms out dragging Johnny with her and jumps into a Taxi..

The taxi driver says, "Hey Johnny Boy ! You picked up an ugly one this time..."

Johnny’s funeral was 2 days later !

By gigie• 7 Jul 2013 19:50
gigie

Ladies are very good, but don't mess around otherwise ladies will turn into monster, watch out guys!

By nomad_08• 7 Jul 2013 15:15
nomad_08

Wahahaha!!

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 7 Jul 2013 14:30
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

otherwise ladies will turn ? no need to turn

By JW521H• 7 Jul 2013 13:54
JW521H

RIP JOHNNY GHOST

By britexpat• 7 Jul 2013 13:41
britexpat

Poor woman. Now she will be prosecuted for murder and probably hang :O(

Please let this be a lesson people. DO NOT frequent stri bars ..

By anwarindoha• 7 Jul 2013 13:40
anwarindoha

hahahaha

very nice

By alex brod• 7 Jul 2013 12:52
alex brod

RIP Johny...

By DeadMan.• 7 Jul 2013 12:24
DeadMan.

hahahahaha!

By Omais2657• 7 Jul 2013 12:19
Omais2657

Little and Poor Johnny had a Bad Night EE-I-EE-I-O......

By friend_shaiju• 7 Jul 2013 12:18
friend_shaiju

poor Johnny...

By emy007• 7 Jul 2013 12:17
emy007

HAHAHAHA

By siyathagm• 7 Jul 2013 12:12
siyathagm

What a funny...

By hegikharen• 7 Jul 2013 12:12
hegikharen

hahahahahmake me smile :)

By evet• 7 Jul 2013 12:00
evet

Hahahaha...nice one.. you have a good humor .... LOL

By Strom• 7 Jul 2013 11:57
Strom

LOL !!!

By frez.joe• 7 Jul 2013 11:50
frez.joe

Lol,, nice one…

By GreekGoddessDemeter• 7 Jul 2013 11:46
GreekGoddessDemeter

hahahha

By insanityOO7• 7 Jul 2013 11:39
insanityOO7

ROFL

By osamabawab• 7 Jul 2013 11:38
osamabawab

do wives treat their husbands usually by taking them to strippers!

By fea_sad• 7 Jul 2013 11:37
fea_sad

hahahaa

By Khanan• 7 Jul 2013 11:37
Khanan

ROFL :)

LLR : Paa Jee the wolfie will keel you :)

By landloverreview• 7 Jul 2013 11:34
landloverreview

Hahaha :) I thought it is about Darude :) or may be it is..

By Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte• 7 Jul 2013 11:34
Baburao-Ganpatrao-Apte

he picked my MIL

By gypsy gal• 7 Jul 2013 11:33
gypsy gal

hahahaha

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