Birth Order Of Children...
A friend of mine send me this funny but true calculations...I thought of sharing it with you :)
1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your doctor confirms your pregnancy.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
2nd baby: You don't bother because you remember that last time breathing didn't do a thing.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
1st baby: You pre-wash newborn's clothes, color coordinate them, and fold them neatly in the baby's little bureau.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can't they?
1st baby: At the first sign of distress--a whimper, a frown--you pick up the baby.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails threaten to wake your firstborn.
3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
1st baby: If the dummy falls on the floor, you put it away until you can go home and wash and boil it.
2nd baby: When the dummy falls on the floor, you squirt it off with some juice from the baby's bottle..
3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it back in.
1st baby: You change your baby's nappy every hour, whether they need it or not.
2nd baby: You change their nappy every two to three hours, if needed.
3rd baby: You try to change their nappy before others start to complain about the smell or you see it sagging to their knees.
1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics, Baby Swing, and Baby Story Hour.
2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket and the dry cleaner.
1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a sitter, you call home five times.
2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you remember to leave a number where you can be reached...
3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to call only if she sees blood.
1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just gazing at the baby.
2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be sure your older child isn't squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the children.
1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you rush the child to the hospital and demand x-rays.
2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you carefully watch for the coin to pass.
3rd child: When third child swallows a coin, you deduct it from his pocket money.
Pass this on to everyone you know who has children . . . Or everyone who KNOWS someone who has had children. (The older the mother, the funnier this is!)
GRANDCHILDREN: God's reward for allowing your children to live
Anyone has twins...
yeah i hav 1......... n all those mention for child 1 Was absolutely rite in my case.LOL
gudone do you have any?
hahha... really funny ghazalz...
Oh. Lol. I may not have put my correct age in my profile. :p
It's just because of your age :D
Why would I?
Oh wait Miss Mimi...
Did you enroll yourself for Guinness Book of World Records?
Great Miss Mimi...congrats!!
I'm still pregnant with the first, but I'd say I act more like I'm on number 2.
:))hummm...
Zazel OK, you also didn't gain extra fat after your babies like me ;)
Ooooops.....don't agree with 'your own dressing' though.
That's true...my girl is a handful too so it never feels like I have "just one kid" =))
FathimaH, so you have 3 in 1 with you :D
Got only one kid here so I wouldn't know but to be honest I was like "child No.2" most of the time....maybe even No.3!
No way...how old are they?
Learn to love kids they are angel in disguise ♥
single= not married. i have 2 sisters. that's how i came to hate kids ! they are adorable went they sleep tho, or to play with for 5 min max. good thing they live miles away! evil me i know, but i just hate kids.
-You teach your three-year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
-You wipe it off on your shirt and POP it back in...yalla just shut the hell up!
-You spend a little bit of every day hiding from the little demons
:))
drsam, your status is single or you’re the single baby of your parents?
hilarious! and so true (ISN'T IT? i'm single :D )
copy paste to forward to my friends!!
No ghazals, you should add two more for that. I was thinking of the sagging nappies and the wiping with shirts.
cherukkan, why grrring...are you the 3rd one ;D
ROFL...
grrrrrrrrrrr.