Bill Gates vs. General Motors

qatexpat
By qatexpat

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has,
we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release Stating :

"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

 

(and I just love this part, especially 7th point and 10'th point):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road,
close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.
For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart,
in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy
to drive - but would ! run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single
"This Car Has Performed an Illegal Operation" warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously
lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because
none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off.


Never undervalue the manufacturing & automobile industries--- General Motors


By Elan• 23 Mar 2008 19:42
Elan

very old one........ but still holds good and cool

By farhanj• 23 Mar 2008 18:46
farhanj

I read this one when I was in school..Come 'on guys..grow up..get innovative....

By fahood• 23 Mar 2008 17:56
fahood

coooll post

By Paula1• 23 Mar 2008 17:19
Rating: 3/5
Paula1

That's a good one...you could add that for some reasons on certain days it would only drive up to 30 km/h....

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