Bell Gate - the new owner of QL.

jpa
By jpa

Good News, the is a new owner of QL. Bell Gate has purchased it for astonishingly USD950 million.

As a reward for the undying loyalties of all the members, Bell Gate is offering USD100 thousand for each point the user has accumulated.

Mr.Bell Gate has appointed the following users to guide the company to its destiny.

1. Saeedkhan - Director of Human Resources
2. Flor - Director of Real Estate Properties and Devt.
3. Lafanga - Director of Business Planning & Development.
4. Cryspy - Director of Operations
5. Pajju - Director of Finance
6. still vacant - Director of Marketing
7. still vacant - Chairman of the Board.

All the above directors will receive fresh milk as compensation.

It is the intention of Mr.Bell Gate to make the QL in the top 10 corporations in the world.

Those who have some suggestions, you are welcome to add.

By britexpat• 10 Oct 2010 07:25
britexpat

Humour is subjective :O(

By Lafanga• 10 Oct 2010 07:23
Lafanga

How is this funny, can anyone explain?

By Khanan• 10 Oct 2010 07:20
Khanan

http://www.qatarliving.com/node/756695

:)

By asif_khan• 10 Oct 2010 07:05
asif_khan

ok ok ill start from shimal city i need some girls for this purpose

By anonymous• 9 Oct 2010 15:36
anonymous

PS: I prefer "Halal" milk.

By anonymous• 9 Oct 2010 15:35
anonymous

Mr. JPA

thanks for good news, but i'll love to know the quantity and source of Milk per day ;O)

By gudone• 9 Oct 2010 15:30
gudone

congrats to Bell Gate & all the new heads!!

By asif_khan• 9 Oct 2010 15:07
asif_khan

ill market QL in industrial area

By Lovemee• 9 Oct 2010 15:06
Lovemee

wweelin asst. manager of spam:P

By anonymous• 9 Oct 2010 15:00
anonymous

HEY, WHAT KIND OF INFO HAS BEEN SHOWN IN QL ABOUT BELL GATE, THE PROOF READER HAS NOT CHECKED THE SPELLING AND TEXT OF THE WHOLE SUB.DONT LET THE MEMBERS GET CONFUESED AND PUT ASTONISHED OF THE TEXT, IN WHICH EACH MEMBERS WILL BE AWARDED 100M FOR EACH POINTS.... IT IS REDICULOUS KIND OF INFO......PUT THE TEXT RECORD STRAIGHT BEFORE SHOWING TO QL MEMBERS IN GENERAL INSTEAD OF LOSING THE QL WEBSITE REPUTATION PLEAS.......

By Lovemee• 9 Oct 2010 14:48
Lovemee

lol at manager of spam....

so jpa any other position?...:P

By bondowen• 9 Oct 2010 14:44
bondowen

Is this for real......where does one show up for interview then....???

By jpa• 9 Oct 2010 14:35
jpa

Lovemee, you are over qualified for that position.

By Lovemee• 9 Oct 2010 14:32
Lovemee

how about the post of EA!!!

is it still open??...:D

By jpa• 9 Oct 2010 14:31
jpa

C2W, I think you deserve that, except the milk.

By stanley_mnl• 9 Oct 2010 14:29
stanley_mnl

hheheheh lol.

By jpa• 9 Oct 2010 14:29
jpa

Sorry, but I can't stop laughing.

By jpa• 9 Oct 2010 14:27
jpa

Lol, Asif

Lol, Flor

By C2W• 9 Oct 2010 14:27
C2W

I think milk is enough to live...

By C2W• 9 Oct 2010 14:25
C2W

Chairman is still vacant..? hmm... I was thinking weather I resign my present...

By flor1212• 9 Oct 2010 14:25
flor1212

they just deliver it! Lol!

By asif_khan• 9 Oct 2010 14:25
Rating: 4/5
asif_khan

ill become director of marketting

i have done lots of marketting in fish market

By jpa• 9 Oct 2010 14:25
jpa

Ha.ha.ha, please read again.

By jpa• 9 Oct 2010 14:22
jpa

Lol, I don't drink milk.

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