baburao special

Why did the monkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off

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How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster

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Why did the monkey put a net over his head?
Because he wanted to catch his breath.
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What do you call a Monkey in a garden?
A Plant Manger

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What do you call a monkey at the North Pole?
Very lost

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How do you train King Kong?
Hit him with a rolled up newspaper building.
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If you were in a jungle by yourself and a gorilla charged you, what would you do?

Pay him.

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If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?

Twenty after one

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What side of a monkey has more hair?

The outside.

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What do you call a Monkey in a tree?

A Branch Manager

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What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail?

It won't be long now.
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What do monkeys do for laughs?

They tell people jokes

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What do you call a 2,000 pound gorilla?

Sir

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What kind of key doesn't open a door?

A monkey

What did the banana say to the monkey?

Nothing. Bananas don't talk

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Where do monkeys pick up wild rumors?

Over the apevine.