Awkward questions
A little girl walks into the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper. "Where does POO come from?" she asks.
The father, feeling a little perturbed that his five-year-old daughter is already asking difficult questions, thinks for a moment and says,
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?" "Yes," answers the girl.
"Well, the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our butt when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.
The little girl looks shocked, stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds then asks, "And Tigger?"
calling for help?...............
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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The Red Pope of Qatar Living
reminded me of the granmother answer to her granddaughter about bunker bed .... lol
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed,
"When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech.
At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech.
When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech.
If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for."
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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hehe.. gud one... it reminds me of the joke.. where a kid asks her mom whats sex? She explains everythin to her.. And then the kid asks but how do i fill in all that here when they have given just two boxes here, one saying M and the other F.
Did i see this second time here?
Anyway Nice one.And good evening to u and all Qler's.
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