Are you a Malayalee?

Colt45
By Colt45

And again, look where its posted at before you start to abuse me ;-))) Peace Out!

You might be a Malayali..........

# If you can fit four passengers in the front seat of an Ambassador taxi, while in the back there are eight passengers and two children with their heads stuck out of the window.
# If you can run, ride a 100 cc motorbike without wearing a helmet, and playfootball, all while wearing a lungi tied halfmast, Malayali status!
# If you have more than 5 relatives working in Gulf, Big Time Malayali..
# If you have the words "Chinchu Mol + Jinchu Mol" written on the rear window of your Omni car, Yes, You ARE a Malaayli.
# If you constantly refer to banana as "benana" or pizza as "pissa" you're a Malayali..
# If you use coconut oil instead of refined vegetable oil and can't figure out why people in your family have congenital heart problems, you might be a Malayali.
# If you are going out to see a movie at the local theater with your wifey wearing all the gold jewellery gifted to her by her parents, you are a newly married Malayali.
# If you and your wife and three children dress up in your Sunday best and go out to have biriyani at Kayikka's on a 100 cc Bajaj mobike, you an upwardly mobile Malayali from Cochin.
# If your idea of haute cuisine is kappa and meen curry, then, yes, you are a Malayali.
# If you have at least two relatives working in the US in the health industry , Yes! Malayali!
# If you call appetizers served with alcoholic beverages as "touchings" then you are one helluva Malayali.
# If the local toddy shop owner knows you by your pet name and you call him "Porinju Chetta" then you are true Malayali.
IF YOU DON'T NEED ANY EXPLANATIONS FOR ANY OF THE ABOVE, YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE REAL McCOY, A BLUE BLOOD MALAYALI.

All meant in fun, don't get all "SIMBLY AGITATED". :-))

By gudone• 20 Jul 2010 21:11
gudone

ohh shyam cool down... these all shows how famous v r in the whole world... hurraaaaaahh!!!!!!!!!!!!

i am also a malayaleee....

By anonymous• 20 Jul 2010 21:07
anonymous

yes.........

v r like that......

each and every thing u told about a mallu is right...

mallu means monkey...

it doesnt mean indian malayalies.....

and even if u say that malayali is like what u said, who has problem in that???

v may use our own lunki in the way mohanlal used in spadikam...

mind it...

By moonblues67• 20 Jul 2010 21:02
moonblues67

Gunner decide what you are,one thread northy, one thread you are lankan with little knowlege of malayalam, you are from Russain fedration with money lending bis in Qatar. A lungi decoy,using talcum powder on face to hide the coocnut ooiylea.ippu yendha peranju moone.

By anwarji• 20 Jul 2010 11:08
anwarji

gtim...dunt let rizk breaks his head......lol.

By gtim• 20 Jul 2010 11:03
gtim

Rizk, since then.. :)

By anwarji• 20 Jul 2010 11:02
anwarji

.....but gtim looking still not interested lol.

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 10:58
soniya

gtim, lol to ur comment...

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 10:57
Rizks

anwarji...its very very Important tat u dont interfear in my issues.....:)

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:55
Colt45

see now you've shattered the hopes of so many yeng (young) mallayali's ;-))

By anwarji• 20 Jul 2010 10:55
anwarji

rizks is it really important?

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 10:52
Rizks

gtim ur taken ? :(

When, How , WHY ?

*Sad Mode*

By anwarji• 20 Jul 2010 10:52
anwarji

gtim..but dunt try for lungi..lol.

By gtim• 20 Jul 2010 10:49
gtim

lol Colt, i'm taken.

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:43
Colt45

pssh... i think you need a mallu bf ;-))

By gtim• 20 Jul 2010 10:42
gtim

i thought malayalee is malaysian people.. :)

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 10:40
Rizks

pittu....lol

or is it Puttu....? :)

Colt did u check the post of Pajju, Puttu Technology ? lol

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:37
Colt45

before i die, will you make me a meal of pittu, fried egg, and banana ;-)))

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 10:34
pri

ur frnds goin to kill u?? then post it today itself...

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 10:33
soniya

thnx colt.

I've gone thru all the posts..All were amazing especially the HUMOUR on PAKISTANI KID..

But ALAS !, the thread seems to be locked by MODs..I can't put my comments there..

By qatar_expat12• 20 Jul 2010 10:32
qatar_expat12

I am a Malayali myself. Great stuff !! Look at this article in the right spirit. I'm proud to be a Malayali !!

By qatar_expat12• 20 Jul 2010 10:32
qatar_expat12

I am a Malayali myself. Great stuff !! Look at this article from the right spirit. I'm proud to be a Malayali.

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:29
Colt45

You will be laughing your A off.. lol!!! My TN friends are gonna keel me ;-)

By afrinnabees• 20 Jul 2010 10:22
afrinnabees

wow..expecting a grt thread by tomorrow.............

By anwarji• 20 Jul 2010 10:21
anwarji

colt...any idea abt UK (United Kerala)??

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:19
Colt45

Ima do it tomorrow ok... kinda just got busy with some work ;-)

Sure a thread for you tomorrow... watch out for it ;-)

By anwarji• 20 Jul 2010 10:17
anwarji

hummm...something interesting....but no painful way ...

By Gearone• 20 Jul 2010 10:16
Gearone

Koooi Koooooi.......

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 10:05
pri

as u wish...

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:05
Colt45

you want a TN thread or just a post in here???

Say... I think a thread is more FUN eh??? ;-P

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 10:04
pri

u brutus...

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 10:03
Colt45

I know she is from TN, watch out for this space... coming SOON!!! :-P

By afrinnabees• 20 Jul 2010 10:00
afrinnabees

Colt i can help u.. may be ur nxt one is abt Tn..now ..expecting soon........

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 09:54
pri

not me as an eg. please

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 09:53
Colt45

pray tell where you're from and I will prepare one accordingly ;-)

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 09:50
pri

tell me whom all u have prepared report?

andra? karnataka? TN? and other states....

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 09:48
Colt45

Say.... where are you from? ;-P

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 09:47
pri

how abt other parts of India?

By Visper• 20 Jul 2010 09:45
Visper

There you go soniya.. :)

Yesterday was real laugh day..

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 09:43
Colt45

http://qatarliving.com/node/1193684

http://qatarliving.com/node/1193448

http://qatarliving.com/node/1193279

http://qatarliving.com/node/1193779

GREAT entertainment :-D

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 09:40
soniya

Ohhhh really??

Buddies, plz send me the links that i'd missed out yesterday...

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 09:39
Colt45

You missed the threads yesterday. They were for paki's, Indian's and Filipino's... today its mallu's day!!!

:-))

By Visper• 20 Jul 2010 09:38
Visper

Soniya, it started yesterday.. We are having fun, not bashing.. :))

By supermanqatar• 20 Jul 2010 09:36
supermanqatar

And you are a malayalee with 'big para' for other malayalees.

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 09:35
Colt45

Morning to you ma'am... yeh, I like to start my day with a good laugh ;-) (all in good humour, may i add) :-)

By _noms_• 20 Jul 2010 09:31
_noms_

gr8..i never knew there are these many types of malayalis in U.K....(United Kerela)

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 09:31
pri

nice to go thru ur posts....

By soniya• 20 Jul 2010 09:29
soniya

OMG..whats going on today?/

I wish noone should start any thread on SARDARS or PUNJABIS later...lol

By afrinnabees• 20 Jul 2010 09:27
afrinnabees

it was real fun reading this thanks for making this morning spcl.........

By pri• 20 Jul 2010 09:26
pri

gud mrng !!

so is it ur everyday job to keep observing ppl and prepare report?

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 08:57
Colt45

tell us about it ;-)

By CinnamonZ• 20 Jul 2010 08:55
CinnamonZ

good ones...yem yay yell yell you.. :P

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 08:55
Colt45

and they are carried forward by the next generation!!!

By Visper• 20 Jul 2010 08:55
Visper

Meow....

By cherukkan• 20 Jul 2010 08:54
cherukkan

Are you living in this century? All those things were there in the last century.

By ajmani• 20 Jul 2010 08:52
ajmani

Lol, another mallu thread! Can't help thinking, but all these sound so similar to Chuck Norris jokes! Now, may be replace Chuck by mallus and you have more jokes.

By Colt45• 20 Jul 2010 08:51
Colt45

*&^%$#^$*^*$^**&^$^%*

By Elegance• 20 Jul 2010 08:50
Elegance

Thanks Colt... That is something apt for this morning...

By Rizks• 20 Jul 2010 08:48
Rizks

LMAO Colt.....saala malabari !! :)

By t_coffee_or_me• 20 Jul 2010 08:48
t_coffee_or_me

Lol at the saturatory warning

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