Two uusie sheep herders are flying the herd to a new farm.
Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!
SH2: What about the sheep ?!?
SH1: Screw the sheep !!!!
SH2: (pause) Do you think we have time?
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What happen to the hussies, that jump with koalas and kangaroos at the same time?
Al esfuerzo y heroísmo de una revolución:
No los queremos!, y No les necesitamos!
Fidel Castro a los "Marielitos"
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you took the words right out of my mouth!. Looks like we will have to wait a bit longer for the answer :(
And the answer is ??????????????
across an Aussie with a sheep in his lap.
"Are you shearing" aks the man
"no! get your own" says the Aussie.
The country is filled with camel herders, will that do? lol.
Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo
Then I have to ask myself what is your purpose in this world?????
The only reason God made women is because sheep can't cook.
Participant South East Asia War Games
Second Place
Why can't Aussie blokes take their girlfriends to the Rugby match?
They eat all the grass.
What's the difference between an Australian and a computer ?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes.
- Ben Franklin