Answering Machines...
You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a garage sale in "as-is" condition. You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not sure it will be recorded. If we don't return your call, it means the machine did not work.
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Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?
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Hi. This is John's answering machine. He's not here, but I'm open to suggestions.
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Hello. This is Mark and Nathan's phone. We're not here right now, but the phone is.
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(MacIntosh Plus with MacIntalk program:) Hello, it's obvious you have bad timing, because nobody is home. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and your call will be returned as soon as humanly possible.
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Hello. This is Ron's answering machine, Marvin and I'm so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life... Don't talk to me about life. Just leave your name and number after the beep. Here comes the beep, how I hate that beep, it's so cheery sounding.
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Right. Leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message after you hear the beep, and we will keep track of this stuff until the real people get back. ...unless of course, sombody pulls out our plug!
i think im gonna use one of those.. LOL
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