AN ANSWER to MR. KHALID's on.....
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY....
but you have to know first on how to MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY!
I know this has been posted before but this year is special for Mr. Khalid only...PEACE!!!! MAN!
It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY MR. KHALID?????????????
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food
it is very simple....... just 1st make your self happy...then evryone around you will be happy
don't think for Others and forgeting your self...
Don`t Love me be my friend
foremost and most soughted for is a "Sex Machine" type.
really insatiable woman!
whatever you prefer my dear ;)
yes you were right...you can never ever satisfy a woman...and same with you guys...never you will be satisfy with one woman....oooopsss.. i post this in funnies...not to be serious like this...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! peace pipol ;)
Well Jayz, somehow I'm just not comfortable going to my husband and saying "Honey, does it smell fishy down there? I think I have a yeast infection." I also wouldn't want him to perform my yearly Pap Smear.
how can i explain this??? all of the above should be specially FOR EACH WOMEN/ wife with their own man/husband not for other women....HE can be all that to you but should not be to others ;)
Why not a gynecologist so that he will understand your predicament every time you have your period? PEACE ;)
A HUSBAND SUPERMARKET.
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six fl oors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you
may choose any man from a particular floor , or you may choose to go up a
floor,but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fif th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 4, 363,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Ok, I just read all that I can unequivocally say that I disagree with number 15. I would NOT want my husband to be a gynecologist. :S
told yah..whatever suits you ;) PEACE!
see my response...
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/860702
hey in the list where is IT TECHNICIAN ???
THAT means i ll not be able to make a women happy????
beer is out of stock due to new years celebration! any suggestion?????LOL
and yes khanan..it is a copy paste and answer to the ORIGINAL??? forum of Mr. Khalid ;)
:)
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Have Courage To Live.
Anyone Can Die.
good for you my dear...though i don't give advice also, i just answer on what Mr. Khalid's very long advice on how to.... ;)
wow You got time to reply in details...Great work..
"Don't Touch what you can't AFFORD"
its a forum my dear...everybody and everyone with an open mind and a little of sense humor is welcome....
50. not look at other girls - unacceptable
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself - unacceptable
give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes- unacceptable
1. Show up naked - optional
2. Bring food- acceptable or optional
likes beer. Even Red Pope quited drinking beer.
ok I will stop here
WHOA!!!R MEN REDAY FOR THE CHALLENGE?
You can be HOT or COLD to me, spare me LUKEWARM!!!!
Jaryz, you forgot bring beer. :)
Cool Khalid !!! No need to shout from the top of the roof..lolzzzz...Both of ur posts were gud..
Humongous expectations.....so many men need to serve a woman :D
Really I am very happy now because the post I put encouraged Jaryz to spend time and put another post and a complete article and this is an idication for my success in spreading my message.
HAHAHAA..is it like a war going on??? Personally i don't follow ne of ur advices..Being a married woman and a mother of a kid, i think both the spouse shld understand each other well..Rather then giving on some tips like Mr.Khalid and Jaryz.....
can other post comments or its just for mr. khalid??
Tnaks you really make me special as you think that I am very unique and that other men no need to give them advice.