American beer
By nite_rider •
A guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sxx.
"Doc, I think my dxxk is just too damn small," he says.
The doctor asks him which drink he prefers.
Well, American beer," he replies quite bemused.
"Aaaahhh. There`s your problem, it shrinks things, those silly American beers.. you should try drinking Guinness.
That makes things grow."
Two months later the chap returns to the doctor with a big smile on his face.
He shakes the doctor by the hand and thanks him.
"I take it you now drink Guinness?" asked the doctor.
"Oh no, Doc," replies the man, "but I`ve got the wife on American beer!"
I think Budweiser comes from the US, doesn't it? It probably be the most popular one..
Kismet
American and beer should never be used in the same sentence.
nice point there brit
Brit lol..you absolutey correct mate..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
You know why American beer is served cold?
So you can tell it from urine..
I think I am lost there. Is there any particular brand of beer? Or the brand itself is American Beer/
I just tasted Heineken, Foster, San Miguel. On my own taste, San Miguel is the best.
i am not a big fun of dark beer either...but american beer sucks! it is just some light fizzy-piss, that has nothing to do with real beer.
cheers!
If you're looking for a problem, you're probably gonna find one.
Beer/American, American/beer
No, I'm sorry you have lost me there. What are you trying to say?
"Deaths in the Bible. God - 2,270,365
not including the victims of Noah's flood, Sodom and Gomorrah, or the
many plagues, famines, fiery serpents, etc because no specific numbers
were given. Satan - 10."
4 letters for major brand American beer. C-R-A-P.
You have to go to the micro brews to get anything good.
Fat Tire, Sierra Nevada, etc. very good.
American Beer.. how can they even be allowed to call that Shite.... Beer...lol
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HE WHO DARES WINS
COmon! american beer is the best! we know how guniness sucks!