ALMANAC OF UNCANNIES

- This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month.

Her name was sharon. She was hit by a Trailer. She has a boy friend named

steve. Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone.

You can never see her without her cellphone. In fact she also changed

her phone from Qtel to Vodafone, so both of them can be on the same

network, and save on the cost.

She spends half of the day talking with steve. sharon's family knows

about their relationship. steve is very close with sharon's family.

(just imagine their love) . Before she passed away she always told her

friends "If I pass away please burn me with my cellphone" she also

said the same thing to her parents.

After her death, people cant carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of

them tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried

to carry the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they

called their neighbour, a "bomoh" from Thailand (pak Darin), who is a

friend of her father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself

slowly. After a few minutes, he said "this girl misses something > here".
then her friends told Darin about her intentions to burn her

with her phone. He then opened the coffin and place her phone and SIM

card inside the casket. after that they tried to carry the coffin. It

could be moved and they carried it into the van easily. All of us were

shocked. (can u feel the fear. I'm shaking at this moment)

sharon's parents did not inform steve that sharon had passed away.

After 2 weeks steve called sharon's mom. steve :...."Atte, I'm

coming home today. Cook something nice for me. Dont tell sharon that

I'm coming home today, i wanna surprise her." Her mother

replied....."You come home first, i wanna tell you something very

important." after he came, they told him the truth about sharon.

steve thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said

"dont try to fool me - tell sharon to come out, i have a gift for her

Please stop this nonsense". then they show him the original death

certificate to him. They gave him proof to make him believe. (steve
started to sweat) .

He said... "Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me.

steve was shaking. Suddenly, steve's phone rang. "see this is from

sharon, see this..." he showed the phone to sharon's family. all of them

told him to answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them

heard his conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of

sharon & there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is

nailed inside the coffin they were so shocked and asked for pak

Darin's help again. pak Darin brought his master (tok Chen) to solve

this matter. He & Darin worked for 5 hours. Then they discovered one
thing...
Vodafone has the best coverage :)

Wherever you go, our network follows!!!!