Alcohol effects and cures
Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Manoeuvre glass until open end is facing upward.
Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.
Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favourite beverage.
Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.
Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!
Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.
Cheers!
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many times...hard to say..
but i can remember mannnyyy repetitive songs..
:)
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Did the ambulance trips many times..
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hick..thanks..hick
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many times, during "blood transfusion", the blood was polluted with alcohol.
Then...hick..oopsss :)
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lol, nice one ,but dracula blood is not alcohol. how u got into it?
HEHE.. tama to sa ngayon pang-weekend na gawain. lolz!
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving!!!
Good one!
Like our ancestors said :"In vino veritas!". Dracula , I want what you're drinking, it's boosting the imagination! :)
lol... :P
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if it's disturbing, i can delete it!...
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Are you going through all your old threads and bumping them?
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HICKS
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The music is very repetitive. Ha!
lol
"There's good in everyone, sometimes people just get diverted to the wrong path"
kool one Dracula,
lol.. i liked the ambulance one..