THE 11Th HUSBAND
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your're with the GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
licking what ????? hmmhmhmmm
it's about how you hold your liquor.. I mean licker :)
and do what....do the stamps?...whehhehehe
For a happily married life.........need to put in hours at post office.....LOL
Azzi u r incorrigible
Chill. joke is a joke.
People cant take it straight. We need to move on with it anyway.
Let them go to somewhere else if they dont like it here.... and the joke
the story is a joke that's why I posted it in the FUNNIES...so I don't think it would offend any professions whatsoever...
Cheers...
I am really confused. Stamp collector is special for the lady. I thought even though he is not a good jack ( I am sorry) he is expert in some other matters.
Hi Azi,
Engineers are not that dumb... the breed of engineers u reffering are in scarcity and yes... its a lovely story...
keep it up (don't be dirty minded...)
Hey Manja,
Stamp collector was a dick head.... can't see he missed it like he misses all the posts during stamping
How do you use a stamp?
What the stamp collector did? Am very eager to know???!!!!!!!!