A certain man claimed to be a prophet and was brought before the Sultan, who said to him, "I bear witness that you are a stupid prophet!" The man replied, "That is why I have only been sent to people like you."
Lol It sure made me 'sit up '- after all look what happened when the dumb Danes printed the article! Apparently some dickhead in UK is about to do the same so its time to get my 'I love Pakistan 'T shirt out again! Oh well, Cheers! Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!
WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!
the joke wasn't even understood - and why 'pro' so offended? it was just a joke! i'm sure if it mentioned any other race than Arab's you would have laughed - if understood, that is.
HEY YOU... Why dont you say sorry and delete your joke and that is all. next time think before you write any thing. Arab and Muslims are very friendly they forgive and they accept sorry as well. it is solved if you want to. will be expecting some sorry for your side even you did't mean something bad. i am sure the subject will be closed after.
I don't find it offensive because I don't consider it a religious joke. We all know that the (Catholic) priest is a favorite character in humor and jokes but it doesn't offend a Catholic because it is the essence of the joke and not the personality. Can we consider this thread an extreme case of bad joke or insult to someone's belief?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
who's this person? my dear if you are out of your mind or sick I advise you to go your home country and visit doctor because not always you can be safe using stupid mind. for the ppl who did not get the joke. if you are Arabic it is better that you don't get it because you will not like it. IT IS FUN ON US. WAKE UP MY FRIEND AND READ BEFORE YOU POST.
I dont see anything offensive from this joke since i dont understand it. the poster knows his intention. i dont know who the prophet is , if its our prophet of course that is offensive but the guy knows his intention, so i dont take this one offensive at all.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
was it the title mentioning Arab? How do we relate the joke as an insult to Islam? Please enlighten me, maybe, I am missing something here, I don't want to be misunderstood as some of our friends "seems to be" towards the poster of this thread.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
How can you tell a blonde woman used the computer? There is white out on the screen. OH NO I offended blondes-please don't band me. If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anybody else!!
JOKE- www.dictionary.com
to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious:
Something not said seriously, or not actually meant; something done in sport.
Also defending Arabs-This is an Arab country and you should think before posting such jokes as they might offend someone-especially if it is about culture or religion-people take these very seriously
Samya I think the joke is that the stupid prophet was sent to the stupid Sultan. Now that I've said it I'm sure even the faintest hope of it sounding funny is lost
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I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
the good characteristics of a Muslim and I seconded the list that it should be practiced by all humans. If the poster unintentionally offended anybody, let us be compassionate enough to accept his apology or explanation. IMHO, I find no offense in the post, we should just asked where he copied it because this joke has a lot of parallelism in other jokes and we are not offended by the others.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
If you will apply the joke, it is deep, please accept the fact, when all prophets, once proclaims the wisdom and kindness of our god, nobody believes in him.
yes you dint ment any one of us cuz we are none arabs ! maybe we are from the same place you came from , right ? WHOS ARABS ??? ARABS WHO IS PROVIDING YOU THE JOB TO KEEP THE FOOD ON YOUR TABLE !
HOW DARE YOU ?? MAYBE CUZ WE ARE KEEPING OUR MOUTH SHUT AND NOT PUTTING BACK THE BULITS ON YOU AND WHO IS A SAME OF YOU ....
ADMIN ,i think that you SHOULD do something on this matter ! The WORD SORRY is not enought , or shall we wait till one day they will mention names and other things !!
Stay away from MUSLIMS OK. Dont try to open our mouths. If we (MUSLIM) are not saying anything about any religion and respecting all, what is your problem?????YOu mad minded.
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Lol It sure made me 'sit up '- after all look what happened when the dumb Danes printed the article! Apparently some dickhead in UK is about to do the same so its time to get my 'I love Pakistan 'T shirt out again! Oh well, Cheers! Yippee, Yippeee, its GORDONS gin for me!
WINNER Gordons Gin Personal Consumption Award 2008 Hic!
Marhab, I bet that made you sober within a snap!
Google it, I think you didn't get the joke yourself either. Ask the admin to delete it.
See the comment APOLOGY - he has apologised so lets ALL drop it!!!!!!!!
He might have not meant any harm about the post..maybe he didnt think of it first.But as he said,he's sorry..somebody's pissed off,what can we say...
nothing against philipinnos but as the majority seems to be writing Tagalog its of no use to me anymore. Bring back bollywood i say!
This comment was very misguided and unfortunate that the chap decided to write it at all. Oh well, Cést la vie!
this is too weird.
the joke wasn't even understood - and why 'pro' so offended? it was just a joke! i'm sure if it mentioned any other race than Arab's you would have laughed - if understood, that is.
where is the sense of HUMOR people?!?!?!
LOL... that's the corniche :D
baldrick-is that HK?
If you look at his profile it say Phillipines.
Now lighten up a little
Did you Google it first?
HEY YOU... Why dont you say sorry and delete your joke and that is all. next time think before you write any thing. Arab and Muslims are very friendly they forgive and they accept sorry as well. it is solved if you want to. will be expecting some sorry for your side even you did't mean something bad. i am sure the subject will be closed after.
shall i google you as well ??? shall i google your raises ?? if i will do so , i will lock you up in cage and feed you some bananas !
Sorry to bother you all , but i cant take it any more . BYE ALL
I don't find it offensive because I don't consider it a religious joke. We all know that the (Catholic) priest is a favorite character in humor and jokes but it doesn't offend a Catholic because it is the essence of the joke and not the personality. Can we consider this thread an extreme case of bad joke or insult to someone's belief?
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
who's this person? my dear if you are out of your mind or sick I advise you to go your home country and visit doctor because not always you can be safe using stupid mind. for the ppl who did not get the joke. if you are Arabic it is better that you don't get it because you will not like it. IT IS FUN ON US. WAKE UP MY FRIEND AND READ BEFORE YOU POST.
Sultan is Ruler of Muslim Country! That is why some Muslims might find it insulting-it is a religous joke-a bad one at that!!
I dont see anything offensive from this joke since i dont understand it. the poster knows his intention. i dont know who the prophet is , if its our prophet of course that is offensive but the guy knows his intention, so i dont take this one offensive at all.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
lol rizks when i asked panadol is ready ? u dint arrange it ? i thin u dint see my message :P
was it the title mentioning Arab? How do we relate the joke as an insult to Islam? Please enlighten me, maybe, I am missing something here, I don't want to be misunderstood as some of our friends "seems to be" towards the poster of this thread.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Panadol Plz. !!!!:(
By the way the joke isn't even funny-do you understand it yourself???
How can you tell a blonde woman used the computer? There is white out on the screen. OH NO I offended blondes-please don't band me. If you can't laugh at yourself you can't laugh at anybody else!!
JOKE- www.dictionary.com
to say something in fun or teasing rather than in earnest; be facetious:
Something not said seriously, or not actually meant; something done in sport.
Also defending Arabs-This is an Arab country and you should think before posting such jokes as they might offend someone-especially if it is about culture or religion-people take these very seriously
am not an arab and 100% not angry, just wanted to know if you really understood the joke before you posted, because i dont get it.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
you know guys, to tell you the truth, not all arabs share the same religion if this is all you angry about me,
peace to all, allah is merciful, the compassionate.
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Can u please translate tat joke in ENGLISH ???:)
but you are 28 weeks old here, so u dont need welcome anymore. one question. did you understood the joke before you posted here??
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
better u click on edit and remove it :)
yes, i just copy and pasted it, since i also searching,
Please people if you cannot understand me, how can you welcome me,
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its all about a CaT and a Mouse .......:(
Hav FunN !!
Rizks panadol is ready ?
Samya I think the joke is that the stupid prophet was sent to the stupid Sultan. Now that I've said it I'm sure even the faintest hope of it sounding funny is lost
:(
I dream of a better tomorrow where Chickens can cross the Road without having their motives questioned - Unknown
Ban the IP who posted the abuse in first post.
What is it all about? i guess the guy just copied and pasted, but anyway i didnt get it.
Poverty is not for the sake of hardship. No, it is there because nothing exists but God. Poverty unlocks the door -- what a blessed key!
- Jalaluddin al-Rumi
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Can someone explain the joke to me... Im lost :S
the good characteristics of a Muslim and I seconded the list that it should be practiced by all humans. If the poster unintentionally offended anybody, let us be compassionate enough to accept his apology or explanation. IMHO, I find no offense in the post, we should just asked where he copied it because this joke has a lot of parallelism in other jokes and we are not offended by the others.
"dgoodrebel will always be the rebellious good one"
Regards,
Abdulhameed Al Saadi
you dint answer me yet , where are you from ?
We do not know if the joke is true or not, neither the non believer on the joke, became a follower or not,
Peace to all,
where are you from ??
If you will apply the joke, it is deep, please accept the fact, when all prophets, once proclaims the wisdom and kindness of our god, nobody believes in him.
yes you dint ment any one of us cuz we are none arabs ! maybe we are from the same place you came from , right ? WHOS ARABS ??? ARABS WHO IS PROVIDING YOU THE JOB TO KEEP THE FOOD ON YOUR TABLE !
HOW DARE YOU ?? MAYBE CUZ WE ARE KEEPING OUR MOUTH SHUT AND NOT PUTTING BACK THE BULITS ON YOU AND WHO IS A SAME OF YOU ....
ADMIN ,i think that you SHOULD do something on this matter ! The WORD SORRY is not enought , or shall we wait till one day they will mention names and other things !!
I'm not making fun of anybody, I do not mention any names, nor religion,
This can be applicable to everyone of us, i found this when i was also searching for myself, u know, sorry for the people who might be offended.
Peace to all,
I didn't get the joke
Hey you idiot,
Stay away from MUSLIMS OK. Dont try to open our mouths. If we (MUSLIM) are not saying anything about any religion and respecting all, what is your problem?????YOu mad minded.
uh oh, someone here is furiously mad
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I don't get the joke....
How dare you make tell jocks about arabs you freak ???? Shall i
start make jock of you ??? Keep your fingers away from the KEY
BOARD WHEN IT COMES ABOUT MUSLIMS AND ARABS !
WHERE IS THE ADMIN OF THIS SITE ?? IS HE AWARE ABOUT THIS POST ????