10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus)
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION (kar' per pet u a shun)
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt')
To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
4. ELBONICS (el bon' iks)
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
5. FRUST (frust)
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until they finally decide to give up and sweep it under the rug.
6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun)
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
7. PEPPIER (pehp ee ay')
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
8. PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh)
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
9. PUPKUS (pup' kus)
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun)
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away from it.
@ Dracula, haha you're funny! Khalas!
WHY?..wtf..for goodness sake..do you want to fast 3 months after seeing my leg? ;)
@Dracula, Ill show you my leg if you show me yours
and now...oopss..nothing... (the Mod is watching me!)
NEXT TIME! :p
and now your leg!
show me your toes! :P
@Dracula,,, yeah maybe :)
based on your nickname..you should be the Queen of AQUADEXTROUS! :)
@Dracula, telecrastination happens sporadically :)
Britexpat You would have an unfair edge on Draccy, given the ingredients of the black pudding sausies, he would be flying all over the place eating the weapons rather than fighting :) British politics at play! Such art ;)
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.
Episode 7: Kung Fu Kapers
Bill reveals to Tim and Graeme that he is a Grand Master of the Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump, and soon enough the craze sweeps throughout Britain. When Bill’s powers of Ecky Thump lead him to start a revolution, it’s up to Tim and Graeme to stop him, using Bill’s very own secret weapon against him.
Anyone disagreeing would face me and my art of Ecky thump - pronounced as "Eki-Tump" - with a semi silent H) This as we all know is is a martial art hailing from Lancashire based upon the use of Black pudding sausages as weapons.
Draccy No...you can always join us in Islam and have four! Check out my 'polygamy how to' link for instructions ;)
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.
I need my Valium!
one is taken and
another is telling the naked true!
what to do yani to DISCONFECT my secular marriage!?
Dracula...Take it up in the Vampacourts.
Dracuella is still your wife, your centuries of denial are pointless as are your 'spousevasive maneuvers' blad headed or toupee clad. Just suck it up and deal with reality lol :p
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.
surely ... you are happy like me with your significant other!
Btw, keep on expanding the world of Mr. Webster.
snow flake ...i am so sad!
You're so:
[flirting mode ON]
- smart;
- beautiful
and so...
[flirting mode OFF]
- T A K E N! :(
Ask Mr. Webster to add them on!
Just few corrections:
- "her newly washed windows" >>> "new" means 3 years ago, yes?
"her perfectly straight hair">>> so perfect straight near bald, yes?
"vacuum">>> she bought it because it's "bon-ton" to have one, but not for use it, yes?
"settled back into the sofa">>> how the neck to "settle back" from a place from where you never left??? :)
Draccy shes your significant other, who else ;)
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.
Tess = B U S T E D ! :)
nice story, indeed! :)
but, who's Dracuella? :P
@aquagurl : working in the Call Center you may have " Chronic Telecranstination " :)
I like telecranstination especially i work in the call center LOLZ
I like telecranstination especially i work in the call center LOLZ
lol!!!!
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haagen daaz:)
Dracuella the good housewife intentionally telecrastinated, languorously counting the phone rings. Then just as she reached to answer the call her eye caught the glimpse of Jackfrost, the neighbors pesky dog's pupkus on her newly washed windows. Irritably smoothing out her perfectly straight hair she grabbed the window wiper again on her way to re-clean the glass.
Two steps before she reaches for the door knob she spots a mess of uninvited string on her spotless aubusson rug. Without delay she sprints to grab the nearby vacuum and vigorously carpetuates and soon enough she finishes the job well done!
Just before sitting down & returning maimoona's call she looks across the room and sees that telltale shadow of frust. Sighing loudly & wonders when EVER will the dust & it's resulting frust finally settle in Doha!
She aimlessly peers out the window & pops the disonfected piece of candy she just found behind the counter, subconsciously ignoring the 'earthy' taste and chuckles at the memory of the last Monday's munch how the newcomer besides FranElizabeth went into elbonic overdrive that indavertantly forced lexxine to lactomangulant the milk all over the table. Suddenly remembering the pending phone call, Dracuella settled back into the sofa and practiced her aquadexterous skills & dialed the phone with her feet, halfway through she was struck with phonesia when she heard an unfamiliar voice on the other line ask "Qatar living…may I help you"
NUCLEAR WEAPONS: IF AMERICA AND ISRAEL CAN HAVE THEM - THEN SO SHOULD IRAN.
when a person is good lookin from afar and becomes not soooo good looking upon close inspection is called in my country LAYOGENIC...lol
ooopppsss sori double post...
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Women's Rights Are Human Rights
Famous Speech by Hillary Clinton
Whenever i have a new ringtone...
Im TELECRASTINATING... so my officemates can hear my new ringtone..lolzzzz
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Women's Rights Are Human Rights
Famous Speech by Hillary Clinton
:) I'm passing yours on...English Lesson no 1 (as soon as we have the kids back, obviously)
done!
Now hang upside down please, so that I may touch the whip on your ass as is customary.......!
hmm..difficult one, indeed : SCHNOFFDREP
I bestow upon you the honour of the Dracount of the highest order for inventing these words!
Cool, Drac. We made one up in school: SCHNOFFDREP.. that little bit of spit that sometimes shoots out of a saliva gland when you open your mouth to say something.
(Obviously, it never happened to me...)
art of copy and paste
uuuffff.... yeah great words!!!! who'se using those yani!
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samia busted!
N E X T?
oops! yes. i have some kinda phonesia! but i usually talk to them so that maybe i can remeber whom i've called!