10 New Excuses for being late to Work.

Here are some new and well sort of immaginative excuses.

1. While rowing across the river to work, I got lost in the fog.
2. Someone stole my GPS and I could'nt remeber the route to the office.
3. I had to go audition for American Idol.
4. My ex-husband stole my car so I couldn't drive to work.
5. My route to work was shut down by a Presidential motorcade.
6. I have transient amnesia and couldn't remember my job.
7. I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
8. The line was too long at Starbucks.
9. I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
10. I didn't have money for gas because all of the pawn shops were closed.

NOTE: Ther success of the above excuses are not guarenteed... Use at your own risk.