You just can't win with ur wife.
here are the reasons why:
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she earns less than you, this is exploitation. If you earn less than her, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious.
Women attacking the poor guy.take it easy ladies nothing harmful here he is kidding
Again women bashing .. :o(
my dear sisters...
i just posted this for fun... no offence.
i agree and i knw, tht there is a women behind every successfull man.
but what the world ignores is tht.. behind every unsuccessful man, also there is a women behind it...
:)
Men keep on bashing women/wives but they never stop proposing marriage.Keep it like that, women on top. Who doesn't like that position? :p
different people have different views all are not same u cannot blame all the wives......
Well said Eng teachr. I just don't understand this trend of woman/wife-bashing and (vice versa). Shows poor self-esteem and a mean streak stemming from insecurity.
And if some women really are like that, why bother so much as to create jokes and 'funny' lines especially about them.
Am not talking about this post in particular, but most women/wife centered jokes I've come across are distasteful and ill-humored. And all they portray to me is the insecurity and mean nature of the man himself who is cracking them with gusto.
These all shows your failure as a husband. A woman will never blame her husband for no reason. I think its better first you understand the value of your mother, your sister and then your wife. Give her what she needs, She will give what you need in return.
called Prejudice and we males are victims ;)
It is all depend on How you approach her
Hmm, do wives really think like that? Dunno, methinks many of these sentences are juxtapositions for the sake of putting juxtaposing adjectives in a sentence, if that makes any sense :P