How To Match Job Applicants

avinis
By avinis

How to Match Job Applicants to Appropriate Positions

Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates into the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation :

If they are counting the bricks, put them in the accounting department.

If they are recounting them, put them in auditing.

If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in engineering.

If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in planning.

If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in operations.

If they are sleeping, put them in security

If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in information technology.

If they are sitting idle, put them in human resources.

If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in sales.

If they have already left for the day, put them in marketing.

If they are staring out of the window, put them in strategic planning.

If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in top management.

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Congress.

By avinis• 11 Jun 2008 14:49
Rating: 4/5
avinis

selling the bricks, maybe?

Good girls go to heaven,

bad girls go everywhere

By hotfilipino4u• 11 Jun 2008 10:27
hotfilipino4u

are you among those creative ad agencies? we need your help on some jobs... if yes, please PM me..

By hotfilipino4u• 11 Jun 2008 10:24
hotfilipino4u

i've read this one before.

marketing is supposed to be having a good idea on what to do with the bricks... then leaves for the day...

By avinis• 11 Jun 2008 09:19
Rating: 4/5
avinis

So, what type of applicant are you, i2kreativ?

:)

Good girls go to heaven,

bad girls go everywhere

By anonymous• 11 Jun 2008 09:08
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

good one...

By swissgirl39• 11 Jun 2008 09:05
Rating: 4/5
swissgirl39

a good one.

;-D

and even true.

By i2kreativ• 11 Jun 2008 09:04
i2kreativ

Hi Avnis morning

Nice one dear

The AdMan

4 ur advertising needs

call me

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