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Villanueva for President?
Have you heard the news? The leader of Jesus is Lord Movement - Bro. Eddie Villanueva is reportedly bent on running again for president in 2010… to which a disgruntled observer said, “Anong palagay niya sa Pilipinas, kulto?”
Top 5 Political Questions to Ask Bro. Eddie Villanueva
5: To date, how much pork barrel has been enjoyed by your son Joel as a party-list representative?
4: If you and Bro. Mike Velarde would go head to head in the 2010 presidential polls, who do you think the Lord would choose - if He could vote?
3: You? Really now?
2: In 2004, you claimed that the Jesus is Lord Movement had five million loyal members. Do you remember how many of them actually rejected your presidential bid?
And the No. 1 political question to ask Bro. Eddie Villanueva…
1: If you were elected president in 2010… what the hell were the voters thinking?
