SHARE YOUR OWN KAMALDITAHAN MOMENT
Girls sharing their most maldita moment.. read along or better yet add your
own maldita moment below...
SIGE NA NGA...pati boylets na rin.
1. On the first day of the Mango sale, the sister of my friend was looking
around and picked up a dress when a woman at the counter started
screaming,”Put that down, that’s mine!” The sister of my friend looked up,
looked at the woman up and down, raised an eyebrow, and replied, “Excuse
me. You are NOT small’”
2. A supervisor once told a worker who has difficulty in understanding
instructions, “Ang ulo, hindi lang yan pinapatong sa leeg, ginagamit din
yan sa pagiisip.”
3. A friend told another friend, “Naku, magma-makeup muna ako, baka
magmukha akong yaya mo.” The other friend replied, “Wag na, magmumukha ka
lang yaya ko na naka-makeup.”
4. I told my then boyfriend during a fight, “Even on your smartest day,
you’re not half as smart as I am on my dumbest!”
5. “Ako, I was born beautiful. Ikaw, you were just born.”
6. A letter posted on a car windshield in UP: “Sir/madam, the parking space
that we have reserved is for the College Secretary, not for you. Guard.”
7. When I saw friend I haven’t seen in a long time, she told me, “Grabe,
lalo ka pang tumaba!” So I told her, “Ikaw din, lalo ka pang pumangit!”
8. Pag sinisingitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. I say, “Ang pilang ito,
according to beauty. Mga panget muna.”
9. From the movie She’s The Man: “Girls with an ass like mine don’t go out
with boys with a face like yours.”
10. “Maliban sa mukha mo, ano pang problema mo?”
11. I once told an officemate who kept on bragging about her new shoes, “
Sale, right?”
12 I pointed a “7 items or less” sign to a clueless pasosyal at the
supermarket. She bitchily answered, “I can read!” Sabay irap. So I shot
back with, “I know, but can you count?”
13. “Tuwing nakikita kita, gusto ko mag-sorry sa eyes ko.”
14. “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be bitchy. It’s an involuntary reaction
whenever I encounter ugly people.”
15. Man: “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”
Woman: “Do not enter.”
16. Man: “how do you like your eggs in the morning?”
Woman: “Unfertilized.”
17. After receiving her pay slip and realizng how much she’s paying for
tax, a sosyal officemate exclaimed, “Ang mga poor ba nagbabayad din ng
tax?”
18. During a hike at Mt. Mayon , we had a maarte companion. When we ran out
of water, our guide got us some from a ntural spring. The maarte girl said,
“Dini-drink ba yan?” I told her, “Bakit, sa inyo ba ang water chinu-chew?”
19. Overheard from 2 kids talking.
Kid 1: “Lahat tayo galing kay Adam and Eve.”
Kid 2: “Hindi yan totoo. Sabi ng papa ko, galing tayo sa unggoy.”
Kid 1: “Hindi natin pinag-uusapn ang pamilya mo, kaya wag kang magulo!”
20. A friend told his officemate: “I’m impressed. I’ve never encountered
such a small mind inside such a big head before.”
21. Bading: (envying a girl na crush ng crush nya) “Isang butas lang ang
lamang mo sa kin!”
22. I was staring at an ugly bystander in their street. The ugly guy
snapped, “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” I snapped back, “Eh bakit ang sama
mo tignan?”
23. A friend once told me, “Ang ganda mo!” I answered: “Thank you, sana
ikaw rin…”
24. I told this to an ex: “I must admit you brought religion to my life. I
never believed in hell till I met you.”
25. “When a cashier tells me she doesn’t have change, I say: “And…kaninong
problema yun?”
26. “Kung lahat ng tao galing sa unggoy, bakit ikaw, mukha kang kabayo?”
