Just For Fun - "Steven Spielberg"
A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks.
At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.
Suddenly, in a flash the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director. Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The director ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, My dad perished in that bombing!" "I am not Japanese, you stupid **~##!?*! I am Chinese!""Yeah yeah yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same", retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor. "What was that for?" exclaimed the director. "That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that >ship!"the Chinese replied. "You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by iceberg!"shouted the director. "Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, carlsberg, Spielberg,... you are all the same!"
