In"FLU"ential Virus...

News: The World Health Organization has raised the alert level on the human swine flu virus to Phase 4, meaning there is sustained human-to-human transmission of the virus.
pero ang mga senadores, congressmen at iba pang politikong corrupt ay dapat wlang dapat ikabahala sa paglaganap ng nakakamatay na virus... hanggang ngayon.. wla pa naman napabalitang merong isolated case o naidokumentong kaso ng human-to-crocodile transmission.
News:The human swine influenza virus has already killed hundreds and infected thousands worldwide. The spread of the virus is alarming.
para mabigyan kayo ng ideya kung gaano kabahala to, sa unang pagkakataon sa kasaysayan, si Jose De Venecia at kanyang kapwa congresista ay iiwasan ang pork... :D
News: On 22nd of April, the world celebrated Earth Day. In observance of the significant event, environmental groups planted seedlings; local governments cleaned up rivers...
at tsaka si Vicki Belo naman nag-recycled ng kanyang mukha...:D
News: Final results of a TIME Magazine survey showed that Manny Pacquiao was voted the 22nd “most influential” person in the world.
pero nang marinig ni ito ni Sen. Lito Lapid, sabi nya, “Influential? Naku, dapat magpa-check up na siya. Baka dahil sa swine virus ‘yan!” ..:D