Diary ng Pinoy sa Amerika!!!
sana naman po wala na mag react ng negatibo dito, just for a laugh lang po...para mabawasan naman ang tension ng bigat ng trabaho at kung meron man dala dalang problema, im sure mas malaki problema nito hehehe ;),,,tatakot ako,kasi may "Filipino" word na naman na nababanggit dito, ok ba, juandelacruz_qatar, di ka na nagpakita ha??? di ko naman alam kung tutoo ito o hindi...received ko lang ulit sa email ko...eto po>>>copy/paste lang po...
I think you will enjoy the enclosed funny diary of a Filipino in America. I'm sure you may already have read this, but I thought it would be fun to send it again.
Dear Diary,
Dec 14
Finally arrived in America for the first time. News about the possibility of a White Christmas!
Dec 15
Wife and I sat by the window all day watching the snowflakes gently drifting down, covering the trees and the ground. Like the Christmas card my sister sent me. Oh, how beautiful!!! (Nicer than the ash fall of Mt. Pinatubo!)
Dec 16
Awoke to a lovely blanket of crystal white snow covering the landscape. What a fantastic sight! I really enjoyed shoveling my sister's driveway. It was really FUN! a snowplow accidentally covered up the driveway. He waved. He reminded me of Santa Claus. I waved back to this nice citizen and shoveled again... no problem.
Dec 17
Wow! 5 more inches of snow! The temperature dropped down to 5 degrees.The snowplow covered the driveway again with a compacted snow. I guess I'll have to shovel again. It's quite fun though. But it is really cold out!!! BRRRRRRR.... ......
Dec 18
The temp went up a little and the snow on the street turned into a slush mixed with dirt and became brownish-gray. Then at night, the temp went down again and became icy. A tree limb snapped and fell on my sister's new car. WOW, HASTLE!!! More snow and ice predicted. Sho-shovel na naman ako?!!! Ah leche, suma-sakit na ang likod ko !!! Whew... I miss my houseboy so much!!!
Dec 19
Putang-ina, ang Lamig!!!! The snow plow came by 2X today. First he covered the streets with "sand", then came back and pushed the snow and ice mixed with the dirty sand on the driveway again. Eh, tang-ina, ako NA-NAMAN ang mag sho-shovel noon eh!!!!! Ang hirap pala kung araw-araw mong ginagawa!!! Kung nasa Pilipinas 'to pinag-mumura ko na yung tang-inang driver na yon!!! LECHE!!!
Dec 20
Power went off due to the weather and cold. Sini-sipon na kaming lahat dito. Used kerosene heater which tipped over.
Putaragis, nasunog yung mga kilay at pilik mata ko. Hindot!!! Bwuisit na bansa ito!!!
Dec 21
More snow predicted. Wind chill -7 degrees!!! Nag li-leak na yung bubong ng utol ko. All the plumbing pipes are frozen. Naku hindot, walang pang katulong! Mukhang ako na naman ang gagawa!!! Tang-ina, ang hirap ng buhay na walang maid!!! Pag bumalik pa yung hayop na snowplow nayon, sa-salubungin ko na siya ng pala at palakol !!!
Dec 22
Anak ng puta, ang ginaw! Inabangan ko yung snowplow, hinabol ko ng itak at ina-temp kong saksakin yung driver, pero nakatakas ang kupal. Hindi ko mahabol dahil ang sakit ng mga daliri, toes at likod ko, at luma-labo ang paningin ko. Nabubulag na yata ako..
Dec 23
Lumamig na naman!!! Dumami na naman ang SNOW. Sabi sa tv na a-abot hanggang Abril daw ang winter season!!! Ano?!! Ayoko na!!! Inyo na!!!BUWAKA-NG-INA! KAYO NALANG DITO. UUWI NA 'KO SA PILIPINAS! Lecheng bansa ito!!!