Killer PJs :-D
1 )what is the cube of 13?
Its : SUROOR
wondering how? *
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thats bcoz....
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR **
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2) ek aadmi k 6 fingers thi,use log hanuman bulate the...batao kyon? *
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kyonki uska naam hanuman tha..**
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3) who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad? *
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...........sita with ravan **
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4) wht did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing? *
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ג€¦ג€¦.Aaila!!!!! kisine mera pocket maar liya **
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5) an elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their
marrigeג€¦guess y?? *
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they gave a solid reasonג€¦**Ladke k daant bahar hain** **
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6) what wud u call a girl who never laughs?? *
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Ans: hasina **
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7) 3+ 3 =8** **
Bataao Kaise?
Bataao Bataao!
Nahi Pata?!!
Are** **
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!** **
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1) Smoking** **
2) Drinking** **
3) Charas** **
4) Ganja
5) Chicken** **
6) Mutton
7) Oily food** **
8) Masala** **
9) Sleep & obesity** **
10) Pollution** **
= Heart Attack** **
Matlab
scrolll down *
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DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!
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What's the opposite of "Dominoes"???
think
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tired of thinking??? *
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Well the answer is "Domi doesn't know"
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Whats the opposite of "Pizza Hut"
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okei don't kill me "Pizza.... Hutna mat"
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ok whats the opp of venky's..*
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venlocks...
(now,now,dont bang ur head plz...)
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Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan? *
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'** **Come**' **palakrishnan.
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A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice.
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Guess why ?** *
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because there it was written "Number dial karne se pehele do lagae"
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ek haathi agar swimming pool mein gir gayato kaise bahar
nikalega???????
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geela ho ke nikalega......** **
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ek aadmi marne vala hei to use kya khilaoge .......
sweets.... nopes
salt...... nopes
think *
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think** **
are yaar** **
birla white cement
kyunki iske ander jaan hei........
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whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man
jumping from 10th floor?
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former goes (hit) aaaaaaaaa
later goes aaaaaaaaa (hit)
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Other than being fruits, what is common between an Apple and an
Orange ?
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socho socho** **
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the answer is ..........
They Both Are Not a Banana !!
Sorry for torturing you all mentally, please don't sue me ¦.*
