Snexxy: This is in response to the act of the addressee of viewing the profile of subject.

Deadman hereby brings it on record that, your job title "Lady of Leisure" has contributed to certain vague ideas in the subject's mind. In addition to the aforementioned, the subject is under a state of curiosity.

In light of the above notified events, you are hereby requested to clarify your "JOB Title"

Regards,

Deadly Yours,
Deadman