Check it out:

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down
When the money comes out the ATM, scream, “I won! I won!”
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling “run for your lives -they’re loose!”
Tell your children over dinner, “due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go