Nomerci, indigenous. Going by your logic, the 'pretty faced Gods' sticking on bums can promote world peace. Now, only if I can convince the simple minded hindu folks backhome to put designer undies in their temples and meditate on it - all for a higher purpose.
What say, gift those undies to secretaries of UN officials. Let them parade around in it, quite an inspiration for resolving conflicts. We may need loads of incense sticks though, err...the Gods do get upset with obnoxious smelly gases even if they exude from the most beautiful bummies.