shame on you smoke for keeping two relationships at the same time i bet the cotton socks doesnt know about the silk one. :(, You are lucky they are still with you and only seeing one shoe "behind your back,My last socks was a jealous type, and only one day i went for an evening walk with a pair of slippers, she got angry and eloped with my neigbors entire laundry!. Now its just my feet and i.
From the look of things smoke,you and your socks need some time away from each other to find out who used who...u could also see, a medical pedicurist for socks and feet relationhip advice, after that you could come with barefeet and sort things out between you and your socks, instead of washing them in public here.