Rizks went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed Rizks an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?"

Rizks replied, "A naked woman."

Then the shrink showed him another inkblot and asked the same question. Rizks responded, "A naked woman on a bed."

This went on and on, inkblot after inkblot. The psychiatrist finally said, "You are a sick pervert."

Rizks replied, "I'm not the pervert here. You're the one who keeps showing me all of those naughty pictures."