Or you can always tinker around with the definition.

Lets say, Chest and Nasal hair are sign of manliness.
Then open up a wikipedia page telling stories how successful women of the past used to revere nasal hair, and how they used to dump guys without these.

After you've done all that, open up a thread in QL for open discussion.

Its quite apparent that QLers live and eat on wikipedia, and these trolls will suck it up no matter what, when they find this thing on wikipedia :-P LOL

Problem solved, you dont have to trim, tuck it in or as other people said, wax, thread or hire a maid. Will save all of us some bucks + get some ladies around.