Rizks goes to Cold Stone and asks, "I'd like two scoops of chocolate ice cream, please."

Snessy, working behind the counter replies, "I'm very sorry, sir, but our delivery didn't come this morning. We're out of chocolate."

"In that case," Rizks continued, "I'll have two scoops of chocolate ice cream."

"You don't understand, sir," Snessy says. "We have no chocolate."

"Then just give me some chocolate," he insists.

Getting angrier by the second, Snessy asked, "Sir, will you spell 'van,' as in 'vanilla?'"

Rizks spells, "V A N."

"Now spell 'straw,' as in 'strawberry.'"

"OK. S-T-R-A-W."

"Now," Snessy asked, "spell 'stink,' as in chocolate."

Rizks hesitates, then confused, replied, "There is no stink in chocolate."

"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" Snessy screams.