Things to Say When Caught Asleep On a Wednesday Afternoon-

# They told me at the blood bank this might happen.
# I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.
# I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
# Amen
# This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.
# I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.
# Hey, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off.