Men are like..... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like..... High heels.
They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like..... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

--All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt-- Lucy Van Pelt