I had to re-read the thread because I couldn't remember if I had already posted this one-
:-/

Britexpat was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."

"Really," answered the neighbor . "What kind is it?"

"Twelve thirty."

--All you really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt-- Lucy Van Pelt