You may think that is drastic..but while I was in Alaska the license plate at the time had a grizzly bear standing up facing forward...some women started to place little circular stickers over the crotch of the bear because they found it indecent.
They discontinued the plate the in 1981.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.geocities.com/MotorCit...

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite