Shreeya ans FS - I do qualify these criteria s in a way -
Shreeya -

500 pts - Least of my worries. I am averaging 50 pts/day... thx to absolutely no Social life to distract me else where...

Behaving with Ladies - I do.. (Does it matter if it is suffixed with "Badly" )

FS
Terms and conditions:-

Your age should be 60 + (This is age which is left to live)
You should always obey the Social Group manger..without asking any questions ( I have never disobeyed him... never spoke so wanted but couldn't.. :) )
should be a member since your birth (I am member of a grp since birth... QL was necessary?? )
and should know minimum 5 languages... (English, Marathi, Hindi, Konkani (Goan), Bevdnagiri (very few know this) & Malayalam..I think I ll learn tht before Arabic..)
You Salary should be 50K $ - It is but wont tell you inclusive for how many years... :) ..Anyways you never ask for a Mans salary n a females Age... so...

Hard Work Doesn't Kill Anyone... But Why take Chances.