Have we heard of the simple term “Input and Output”? For example you eat food (Input) you defecate (Output); every human and animal performs this critically important process yes? Yes! Now during this process we produce gases and these gases sometimes MUST escape from a little valve/sphincter, also know as an asshole – yes ladies you have one as well! Now this is a very natural process; therefore it’s imperative that we evacuate these gases! Ladies if this is such a problem for you to understand then try these two options:
Options 1: Insert a cork into your ass and let these gases seep through your body, which would cause you to become bloated and considerably ill. I guess you wouldn’t want to insert a cork in your sphincter because you would, consequently, appear FAT, and you wouldn’t want this to transpire because your make-up … wouldn’t help you! Option 2: Don’t eat & don’t drink, which of course means that you couldn’t attend one of your demanded romantic dinners that you request weekly from your partner – who wait for it also has an asshole! Remember if you don’t eat & drink then you will DIE!
Ladies please continue to keep us entertained regarding your logic!
Slogan: Don’t let your ass become your mouth by keeping the air in!
Have we heard of the simple term “Input and Output”? For example you eat food (Input) you defecate (Output); every human and animal performs this critically important process yes? Yes! Now during this process we produce gases and these gases sometimes MUST escape from a little valve/sphincter, also know as an asshole – yes ladies you have one as well! Now this is a very natural process; therefore it’s imperative that we evacuate these gases! Ladies if this is such a problem for you to understand then try these two options:
Options 1: Insert a cork into your ass and let these gases seep through your body, which would cause you to become bloated and considerably ill. I guess you wouldn’t want to insert a cork in your sphincter because you would, consequently, appear FAT, and you wouldn’t want this to transpire because your make-up … wouldn’t help you! Option 2: Don’t eat & don’t drink, which of course means that you couldn’t attend one of your demanded romantic dinners that you request weekly from your partner – who wait for it also has an asshole! Remember if you don’t eat & drink then you will DIE!
Ladies please continue to keep us entertained regarding your logic!
Slogan: Don’t let your ass become your mouth by keeping the air in!