I kid you not...

New Wine!
(For Senior Citizens)

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.

It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as:

PINO MORE

I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE

I just could not help it.
That's funny.