For eons, i was trying to woo Qatari so that i can marry her. And then, tall and lanky Darude comes from nowhere, marries Qatari and sets off into the sunset atop a stallion.

You just watch out, am gonna hunt you down and take the girl away from you, just like the times of yonder.

Hey, and then someone would write an epic about the battle... 'Greeker's struggle against the Big Bad Wolf' or something...

never fear, Qatari. I will save you from the clutches of Darude and we shall live happily (n)ever after...

:P